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Joke of the Day
"What's Bill Cosby's favourite dessert? Puddin. Puddin his dick inside her"
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"Nothing makes me more suspicious than an unsolicited compliment."
"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."
"*At The Opera* Her: Where are you going? Me: I have to go to the Men's Room. Her: I have the car keys. Me: Shit!"
"Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears? He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear."
"I thought she said ""tantrum sex"" and this is probably the most I've ever disappointed a woman."
"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"
"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."
"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."