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Joke of the Day

"If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue."

"Sir, your frog is illegally parked, move it imediately or it will be toad."

"What do Batman films and religious farms have in common? They may have a Christian Bale in them."

"I have a pretty good joke about procrastination But on second thought I think I'll tell it later."

"JESUS: today im going to walk on water JUDAS: NO DONT-- [jesus walks onto ocean. entire ocean turns to wine. all ocean life dies instamtly]"

"A cop pulls over a guy for suspected DUI ""How high are you?"" the cop says. ""No, officer, it's 'Hi, how are you,'"" says the guy."

"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""

"What function do the bumps on a nipple serve? Its brail for, ""Suck This."""

"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."