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Joke of the Day
"If only ISIS had kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter, none of this would be an issue."
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"How do you spot a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"Anyone need a break up line? ""It's not you... but maybe it's Maybelline. Clowns wear less makeup than you"""
"My next door neighbour is really loud and obnoxious. So now I know how Canada feels. Well, it's what he would have wanted more."
"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"
"Why do Russians like pho so much? ... BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3"
"Dropping my kids off at Walmart with a dollar each to entertain themselves for a few hours."
"Did you hear that protons have mass? Na"
"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"