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Joke of the Day

"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."

"A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: ""When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."""

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."

"Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine."

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips :)"

"What is worse than a dude shooting cum on your floor? A dude farting cum on your floor."

"I used to be in a band called 500Mb...... But we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig."

"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"