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Joke of the Day
"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"
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"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."
"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say? This one really sucks."
"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"
"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."
"I wouldn't say I was going bald, but.... When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, ""which one?"""
"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."
"Show me your weirdest gif I want to laugh. Bonus points for ones that I've never seen before"
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."