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Joke of the Day
"Show me your weirdest gif I want to laugh. Bonus points for ones that I've never seen before"
Next Joke
"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"
"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"
"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""
"[playing pictionary] Her: A circle..a ring...a diamond ring...a diamond engagement ring...OMG YES I'LL MARRY YOU! Him: Its a door knocker."
"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"
"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"
"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"
"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."