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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you the one about the maize? Nevermind, it's too corny."

"How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !"

"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"Confucius say Man high on sex use cherry picker"

"My friend Gav died of heartburn the other day Gaviscon"

"What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger? Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field."

"It's uncool to be religious. It's uncool to be atheist. If someone asks what you believe in just say Beyonce. It's the only way to be safe."

"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"

"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."