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Joke of the Day

"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"

"What is a pirates nightmare date? A girl with a sunken chest and no booty"

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!"

"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."

"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"

"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"

"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."

"I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well."

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? Tom Hulce. Tom Hulce who? That's Hollywood."