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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene."

"WEDDINGH NIGHT What is long and hard and a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name"

"What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? The liver"

"I just found my old Nokia phone from 2003. It still has 87% battery life left."

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn."

"Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's."

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."

"So I met this guy from North Korea. I asked him, ""so how was life in North Korea?"" He replied ""Can't complain."""