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Joke of the Day
"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."
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"When Asian tourists ask me to take their picture for them; I always say, ""Okay let's do one more but this time don't squint"
"I have never managed to find a happy medium All the one's I've ever met have a haunted look to them."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"Why do lawyers like women with large tits and tight pussies? Because they have big mouths and little dicks."
"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."
"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"
"I got 99 problems and a bitch is one -JayZ"
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"