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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indian stoner? Man, deep"
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"Statue of Liberty How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French? It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change."
"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."
"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"
"What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge."
"Why do your in-laws become dangerous after a divorce? They become outlaws"
"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."
"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"