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Joke of the Day
"Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt."
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"Why is rotten egg the best comedian? He's got a funny yolk."
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"Have you heard the joke about the girl with Progeria? It got old pretty fast. (I know, it's awful)."
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"I wish the girls who rejected me in high school could see how many Pokemon I've caught."
"So my freind told me he works at a music store. Sounds fun"
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