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Joke of the Day

"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."

"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."

"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."

"So many brave flute players were killed by cobras in picnic baskets before one of them tried an Indian song."

"Have you heard the joke about the German sausage? It's the wurst..."

"Russian Nursery Rhyme The incy wincy conrade Was tugging at his chain About rights of workers He complain The secret police Am get order to restrain And the incy wincy comrade was never seen again"

"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"

"What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction? Molly Poppins."

"I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it."

"What did the oven tell the slice of bread? You're *toast*!"