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Joke of the Day
"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"
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"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."
"My aunt sent me a private message on fb, telling me that I shouldn't post things that some people might find offensive. After much soul searching I had to do the right thing, so I unfriended her"
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