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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."

"A teenager walks into a library. He asks the librarian, ""Where can I find a book on how to kill myself?"" The librarian retorts, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes? We saw that same joke two days ago"

"Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Let that be a lesson... never try to fly a donkey."

"I got a hand job yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter"

"I have Tindr hair.... It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"I threw out a sheep, a drum and a snake from an airplane Ba-dum-tss"

"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."