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Joke of the Day
"What receives a man's first blowjob? An NES cartridge."
Next Joke
"I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night...and if I'm lucky i get some during the day."
"Me: ""Hey doc, what's that condition where you wake up and everything hurts?"" Doctor: ""40"""
"Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!"
"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."
"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart"
"school is like a boner School is like a boner its long and hard, unless your Asian"
"Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves.... You have lettuce in your teeth"
"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."