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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls."

"There's no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose."

"What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident? That's offal"

"A Match Made in Heaven God grabbed a box of cigarettes and pulled one out. He put it in his mouth when he realized he had nothing to light it with."

"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."

"How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer? He's out standing in his field"

"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"

"What's the best way to kill a bug? Just bug him to death."

"""Subpar accommodations. One star."" - Oldest known TripAdvisor rating for Bethlehem."