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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others."

"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off."

"What do you call an elderly Mexican man? A senor citizen"

"The Mafia hired me to clean recently I was a maid man"

"Little known fact: Mirrors are the leading cause of death among people who have looks that kill."

"My house is full of Valentines cards. I'm not a legend though Just a lazy postman"

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home."

"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."

"What happens when you are banned on a muslim server? you are turbanned"