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Joke of the Day

"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"

"""Can I pet your dog?"" ""Sure, but he can be aggressive."" [He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]"

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They don't want to see men having a good time"

"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes out for milk and doesn't comeback."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"

"No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want."

"I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."

"brace yourselves, the orthodontist just died"

"*tries online dating* Oh...oh no *tries real life dating* Ok this is actually worse somehow"