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"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"
"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"I saw a guy at an ATM with no arms, and a peg leg He asked if I would help him check his balance... so I pushed him over"
"I'm sleeping in this morning. Bladder: MUHAHAHAHA!!"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin-off"
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"I always yell ""Cut!"" after I drop the soap in the shower because there's usually some Peeping Tom filming me & I want that part edited out."
"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"
"Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween? So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks."