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Joke of the Day

"Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms? There's already handicapped stalls."

"Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."

"If a white person eats a dessert and no one is around to Instagram it, did it even happen?"

"If you're not one of the first five boys in the yard, you almost never get a milkshake."

"I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting"

"Here's the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have."

"*waits until you fall asleep* *tests out his new retractable air horn*"

"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"

"Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one."