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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."

"What does a ghost trucker drive? Frightliner edit: sawonne assured me no apology was necessary."

"ME: ppl call dogs ""doggo"" now. i guess its a meme, i dont get it THERAPIST: this is $200/hr. do you want to talk about anything else? ME: no"

"""Two parents that will never give you their love and approval!"" -sad Buzzfeed post"

"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""

"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."

"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."

"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"

"Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride. I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days"