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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."

"There's a police officer trying to get me to roll down my window. I'm calling the cops."

"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."

"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""

"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."

"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"

"What is soft and fuzzy, and lives in a hole? My belly button lint."

"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? ask your mother"

"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."

"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"