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Joke of the Day

"What does a ghost trucker drive? Frightliner edit: sawonne assured me no apology was necessary."

"Nerd crush in Star Wars originals was Carrie Fisher. Nerd crush in Star Wars Force Awakens... The stormtrooper who yells **""TRAITOR!**"

"Two Jews walk into a bar... they buy it."

"What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon? **HeYSeXe**"

"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."

"Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness? Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure"

"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"

"Fellas; There's no heterosexual way of taking a selfie."

"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version."

"""Dad Is that a killer whale?"" ""No son thats an orca"" ""Oh. Well what's a killer whale?"" ""U see that whale that's covered n tats & smokin weed"