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Joke of the Day
"Do you know any columbine jokes? I guess I'll give it a shot"
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"Hooters is starting a home delivery service. It's called Knockers."
"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"
"Autocorrect just changed my kissy face emoji to ""stop it you're 37"" then powered down my phone."
"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."
"If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed."
"I make more Freudian slips before 9am than most people do all gay."
"Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer."
"What Do You Call A Group... Of both crows and ducks, of which the ratio is 80% ducks and 20% crows? A murder most fowl."
"I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one How do you bowl a 301? Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost?"