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Joke of the Day

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"Funny and strange video"

"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."

"There once was a soldier named Private Acid HQ called him back. When he got to home base, he was found neutralized."

"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."

"How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair."

"This joke didn't just happen by chance It was punintentional"

"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink!"

"Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix"

"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."