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Joke of the Day

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them."

"What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument? Good point"

"Another day done. Time to kick back and second-guess every social interaction I had at work."

"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."

"Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad? The meal would fallout of flavor."

"What did Hitler's Personal Trainer keep reminding him to do? ""EXHEIL"""

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have given the cat her own checking account."

"Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep? Krillex."

"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."