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Joke of the Day

"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."

"Without context, where would we be? Joke is the title. If you don't get it, think about it a bit."

"I thought Instagram was a cocaine delivery service."

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"

"I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white. I know someone with a pickup truck."

"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."

"If you enjoy being the 10,000th person to put your thumb into a hole, then bowling is for you."

"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"