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Joke of the Day
"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."
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"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"How do you piss off thousands of people on the internet all at once? [deleted]"
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"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."