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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"
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"The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence."
"When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: ""I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."""
"[kung fu fight] ""Your tiger claw is no match for my crane."" *starts lifting heavy building materials*"
"What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram? Llamaste."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat-belt"
"My girlfriend keeps saying that it's not working out. I said, ""well, you haven't gone to the gym for a while, have you?"""
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her enough"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."
"When chuck Norris was born WWII had ended"