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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"
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"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."
"Who is this rorschach guy..... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting."
"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"
"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him... ...either way he's full of shit."
"A computer programmer was asked if he used Java or something else. After a short pause, he replied ""Yes."""
"A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere."
"Why do porn scenes use condoms during intercourse, but not during the blowjob and climax? So they can see it coming"