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Joke of the Day
"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"
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"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""
"My doctor recently told me that I had to stop masturbating. When I asked him why he said ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Autocorrect is like my girlfriend. It always changes what I said to something I didn't mean."
"How can you find out the gender of an ant? Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant"
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"
"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"
"What score did Lenin get on his exam paper? ...Full Marx"