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Joke of the Day
"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."
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"Why would Donald Trump want to lose the election? Winning means he'd need to live in a smaller house in a black neighborhood"
"""I'll sleep when I die"" - person who doesn't really understand sleeping or dying."
"People who don't know how to merge onto the highway, there's a bus pass for that."
"I saved a girl from getting raped today I stopped chasing her"
"We're having a Jamaican hair day at work tomorrow I'm dreading it already."
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag ''I said to the Gym instructor ""Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays'', was fifth."
"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"
"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and My Computer? I actually care when my computer crashes"