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Joke of the Day

"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"

"Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on? The punchlines were too long."

"If I were to ask you out, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

"The 3 words that best describe me are... I'm really bad at counting."

"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."

"[Friend opens Christmas present] Me: It's a lie detector Friend: Oh... I love it Me: (whispering) we'll see"

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it"

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies? He had Jello fever!"

"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."