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Joke of the Day
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""
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"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."
"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."
"Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: Space. The final frontier.........."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and a priest ? Acne waits until you're 14 to come all over your face"
"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"
"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."
"Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*"
"where do you take a sick horse? The horspital"
"A man was dissatisfied with a Chad Kroeger album he bought off of the 95% rack... So he returned it and got his Nickelback"