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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a vagina? A vagina is still good after a couple of nails"

"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."

"Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year? Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"Why do porn stars hate driving? Because people always pull out infront of them."

"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."

"Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: ""open-floor concept Smarthome with a medical twist!"" or ""design attained perfection in 1964"""

"""Love me do"" was written by John Lennon... After he got a really nice haircut"

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10."