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Joke of the Day

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

"What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts? A ginger snap."

"Welcome to the movie theater snack bar! Have some crunchy popcorn, noisy cup of ice, crinkly candy bags, maracas, bubble wrap, and a parrot!"

"Fight club but just dueling neighbor's aggressively leaf blowing leaves onto each other's lawns."

"Did you hear about the twins with a fruit fetish? (May be NSFW) They came in pears"

"Why did the moron throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man accused of viciously knife-raping his wife."

"Bill:""My homework is really difficult tonight I've to write an essay on an elephant.""? Bert:""Well for a start your going to need a big ladder.."""

"You know what they say about cliffhangers ..."

"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."

"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"