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Joke of the Day

"I wrote in my diary and went through it with a bright yellow marker. It was the hi lite of my day."

"If women ruled the World, there would be no wars... Just a bunch of countries not talking to each other."

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Women go crazy only once a month for 30 days."

"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose."

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Over the weekend, my girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said ""Wow, that's an awfully big word for a 12 year old."""

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"

"What do you get when you cross bears with salmon? Cannibals."

"How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!"