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Joke of the Day

"My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, ""Depends..."""

"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."

"What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin? A recycling TIN!"

"There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help."

"It's cute how I ordered 2 drinks and the bartender asked if I wanted to wait for the other person to be seated"

"Every problem has only One solution According to parents, Every problem has only One solution, . . . . ""Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection"" :p :D"

"What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle? The purr-rimiter."

"Girl are you the square root of -1? Because you're complex as fuck."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."

"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."