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Joke of the Day

"A calculus lecture at a college Only four students are present. Suddenly six students get up and leave the auditorium. The professor thinks: ""If two more come in, there will be no one left!"""

"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""

"When they buried the man who invented Tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared."

"Why don't baseball players get much action? Because they have foul balls."

"What do you call an Islamic pilot? A pilot, you racist."

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Iced cold and milky white"

"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"

"I'm stuck in a meeting where a guy keeps saying ""utilize"" and ""leverage"" and I'm wondering if I should tell him about the word ""use""."

"You made an imprint on my heart like a big butt on a memory foam mattress."