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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."

"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"

"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."

"Max wondered why the ball was slowing growing larger.... and then it hit him."

"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"

"My manager at the millinery has a really short temper I mean he gets really angry at the drop of a hat!"

"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."

"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."