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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."

"Of course, Lil' Wayne isn't his real name. It's Lillian Waynard."

"Every time you watch Jersey Shore another book commits suicide"

"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."

"Two Arabs walk into a bar"

"Royal flushes aren't very common. The Queen's homes must stink."

"Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!"

"Just when I manage to convince myself that I am a superior and more intelligent being, I walk into a door."

"Me: You can't arrest me. I have to run a marathon today. Cop: Stop playing the race card."

"I'd want a burglar to break into my house, I'll help them look for money."