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Joke of the Day

"Tip: if you often say things like ""there is no i in team but there *is* one in incompetence"" they won't ask you to mentor new coworkers."

"If Adele were a computer, what would she be? a computer."

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."

"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"

"Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer."

"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"

"Why did the black Classic major think Oedipus was black? Cause he thought ""casta"" was Greek for ""moms""."

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble? Write it down."