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Joke of the Day

"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."

"How does one call a female COCK-roach? A henroach. No pussy joke here, you dirty pervert."

"I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected"

"Does anyone know where concentrate is? I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now.."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Best Joke on Reddit Today: <<Copy paste here from another website>>"

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... However, you can certainly stand there until it gets thirsty."

"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"

"What do you call an asshole who can see the future? A 4chan teller"