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Joke of the Day
"I have a pet tree... It's just like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter."
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"If You're Having Vocal Problems... ...I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems, but my pitch ain't one. I apologize in advance."
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."
"""I was thinking of all the shit I hate, so I made a list of all the shit I hate"" *notices you don't care *adds you to list of shit I hate"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"
"A coworker just asked me if I was voted most likely to take a joke literally by my high school yearbook committee... That wasn't even a real superlative. I swear, this guy..."
"I'm voting for Trump... I've never seen a president assassinated."
"Some folks just can't pull off a bow tie... ...and they choke to death."
"I like my scotch like I like my women.. 12 and single."