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Joke of the Day

"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"

"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."

"Take your time for this joke Loading.."

"People are generally unhappy until they get what they want, then the cycle starts all over again."

"Gold walks into a bar... So gold walks into a bar and than the bartender says AU get out! I show myself out..."

"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."

"Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet."

"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"