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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'? It means nothing to them."
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"DOCTOR: [holding $5 bill] what's this for? ME: it's a tip DOCTOR: okay but you're still dying ME: [hands him another $5 bill]"
"*at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!"
"Why are dead baby jokes the best? Because they never get old."
"Who would kick The Rock's ass in a fight? Paper."
"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"
"What's the Only Planet That Gives a Crap? Uranus."
"What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."