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Joke of the Day

"Tower: Hawk 20 is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ Sir. It's only the same pilot."

"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."

"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"

"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."

"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"

"What did the German physicist call his beer mug? Ein stein."

"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"

"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"

"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."

"Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies."