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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dwarf that was on fire? A lil smokey"
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"Lactose Joke (^_^) Soy milk is actually just milk that speaks only Spanish."
"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."
"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"
"It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own ""Don't Feed the Animals"" rule."
"Last summer holiday I went to Iraq for vacation..... I was so scared Iran"
"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."
"Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail? Because he was a mass murderer"
"What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it."
"I'm not a looser just because my pants are not loser. Your a looser because you're pants are loser. Don't think your better then me."