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Joke of the Day
"I hate leaving when my phone isn't charged to 100%"
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"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"
"What does an American actor say when going to Europe? Let's go PAL."
"when I grow up I want to be the guy who wears a puffy suit and gets attacked by police dogs"
"Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon."
"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"drummer: ""just add er on the end of your instrument"" guy who plays trumpet: ""so im a trumpeter, ok cool"" guy who plays trombone: ""oh no"""
"I'm selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T's."
"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"
"I was telling my friend in London a joke... ...but I wasn't sure it would translate well into English."