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Joke of the Day

"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."

"If u stand in the pouring grain.... Your gonna get all wheat!"

"Imagine if a guy with a stutter was named History because History repeats himself"

"what so you call a white guy with a small penis? cockasian"

"Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse."

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."

"There are 3 types of comments I hate. 1. Unrelated ones. 2. Lists. 3. Ironical."

"If anyone breaks in, I take comfort in knowing they'll never get past the 20 pairs of shoes in the hallway."

"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."

"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."