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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."

"Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love"

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."

"I figured something was fishy with my doctor when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders."

"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."

"A new Zealand joke Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses? They saw what happened to the sheep"

"Lisa never talks about her younger brother, Lava Lampanelli."

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."