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Joke of the Day

"Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love"

"Nu Finish makes a Scratch Doctor to get unwanted scratches out of your car... They should make a Biatch Doctor!"

"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."

"I think my 2 year old wants to move to Iowa. She points to everything and says ""Des Moines."""

"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."

"Did you hear that joke Ray Rice made? It has a great punchline."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."

"What does a Jamacian call everything he owns? Meetings."