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Joke of the Day
"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."
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"Did you hear about the drunken idiot who flew into a black hole? I don't think he understood the gravity of his situation."
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"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"
"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""
"What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!"
"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."
"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."
"What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? ""Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants""."
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""