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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein."
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"A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"
"What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke"
"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"
"What is a pirates favorite article of clothing? His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me."
"Pepsi backwards... Is pep"
"I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you."
"David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May."